We've got such a thread on ChessTalk so why not here?

Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir Drkulec View Post
Fresh on the heels of his tie for first in the Toronto Open held on Labour Day weekend, Rohan Talukdar, the pride of Windsor chess, appears to have crossed the 2300 FIDE rating threshold to gain the FM title. Rohan drew with a 2500 player and beat everyone else on his way to the win. Adam Gaisinsky also of Windsor tied for third after beating the CFC president like a dirty rug in the last round.
Has the CFC President been reading Turkmen or Persian literature lately? Best rugs in the world, I hear. Rugs worthy of being beaten.