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Here's an original animal joke of mine (afaik):

One day a cuckoo bird met a rooster in a barnyard. The cuckoo bird said "The farmer has a bird like me in a clock that tells him the time every hour. You tell him the time only once a day. What else do you do"? The rooster replied "I make sure all the hens lay eggs for the farmer, and I stay with the hens to guard them. That's not what I heard you birds do. In fact, I'm so good at what I do, I heard that when I am older, the farmer plans to send me to a woman's house down the road, to be on her table". The cuckoo bird then said "I envy you, but there's no need to be cocky".


A link to 5 riddles of mine:

http://www.chesscanada.info/forum/en...ddles-for-kids

A link to 2 fairy tale jokes of mine:

http://www.chesscanada.info/forum/en...iry-tale-jokes

A link to a chess haiku of mine:

http://www.chesscanada.info/forum/en...02-Chess-haiku

Updated 05-07-2016 at 05:34 AM by Kevin Pacey

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